Apparently, I cannot be taken out to classy bars.. cause i flash my titties at the the coat check, makeout with random people and almost get kidnapped by old eurotrash men. whoops

I'm pretty sure that the guy in the hotel hot tub told Sam to shave his ass hair because it looks messy. I don't know if the comment shocked me more or if the head nod following a creepy stare by the guy next to me got me more. From my first legal experience at the casino, I think I'm over swimsuits and floaties...