Got my dog high today. Bad idea cause he ate my pizza, drank my beer and then passed out on the couch. Talk about a man's best friend. More like man's greedy friend.

One day i was making a batch of special brownies and while making them, my friends and i decided, "Why not give some to my mom?" about an hour after she ate one she was trippin balls. Thing that sucks is that when she came off the high, she knew what we had done. The devil turned into the super devil. i got beat up by my mom and had to go to school the next day with bruises.