Typical night out. just having a drink, when a guy asks if im going out for a smoke. get outside and he keeps walking turns down an ally where he way drops his jeans. so then we get down to it and when were done he steals my knickers and runs away.

My boyfriend and I went out for a nice night out last weekend. We go for a nice dinner and easily finish 2 bottles of wine. We then head to the club for a little dancing. After a few dances and a few drinks we are ready to go home. We head back to his house where he has a pool. I strip down my clothes and jump into the water. Shortly after he does the same and dives right into the pool in excitement. We start going at it and all of a sudden his porch light comes on (one of those sensor ones)… His dad came outside to see who was in his pool. Yah, I won’t be going back to that house ever again.

As us Northeastern kids have the coop program (internships for 6 months) we have to manage going to work and partying like the average college kid at the same time. So on a Tuesday night me and my friends head out to the bar. We get pretty drunk and party pretty hard for a work night. I am not sure what time I passed out but I do wake up with a major headache and throw up all over my sheets. Not only am I hungover but I am late as hell to work. Now I did drink but I really didnt drink enough to get sick and for that matter throw up on my sheets. As I have never done that before as well. I begin, “Did I get rufied last night?” After of whole day of thinking about what could of possibly happened to me I get a phone call at about 4 PM. My roomate proceeds to tell me that him and my frat buddies pranked me…”WE PUT CLAM CHOWDER IN YOUR BED!”

Last semester I decided to pledge a fraternity that I had really wanted to join. Happily, I accepted my bid and they guys had a ”bid party” for us. We walk into our president’s apartment and there is kegs, jello shots, and handles of rubinoff waiting for us. The beer pong table and flip cup table were ready to go. It was going to be the new pledges vs the brothers. Keg stands, beer pong wins, and endless games of flip cup . Everything was going great and after a few more rounds of various games I passed out… I wake up completely naked, wearing nothing but a ridiculously huge sombrero. It was totally dark, and I seemed to be on the side of the road somewhere. I made my way to a gas station where the guy let me use a phone to call my girlfriend to pick me up. Later I found out that all the while I was drinking real alcohol during the drinking games, the frat guys were drinking water, waiting for me to pass out so they could strip me naked, draw a penis on my forehead in sharpie, and leave me on the side of the road in such a position where my ass was sticking up in the air.

Last night I was at the bar. My ex boyfriend from a year ago was there and he came over to talk to me. After he cheated on me I promised I would never hook up with him again. 3 hours and one too many drinks late our clothes were off and we were getting down and dirty in my bed. I have no self control :(.

So me, my two best friends (who are dating), and my ex boyfriend decided to drink last night. One thing led to another and I ended up making out with my ex.. and my best friend.. and then her boyfriend.. it was sort of a mess. but in all that confusion and unsoberness, I felt really terrible because I miss being with my ex so much. Odds are he won't remember anything.. but should I talk to him? Should I text him and say like, "wow.. what happened? haha" or something like that? i know when you're drunk you don't think but.. they also say when you're drunk you do things you want to do and use being drunk as an excuse.

Got my dog high today. Bad idea cause he ate my pizza, drank my beer and then passed out on the couch. Talk about a man's best friend. More like man's greedy friend.

My bf and I were out one winter evening getting plowed at the local watering hole. We started fighting so it was time to go home. Well after having 8 or so Long Islands I was in no shape to drive but you couldn't tell me that. I tried taking a short cut while in a black out. A dark, dirt road, in the middle of the woods. My bf and I were still fighting. He got out to pee so I drove away. Well I felt bad after about a 1/4 mile so I tried to do a K turn, backed up too far, put the ass end up over a fallen tree so my rear tires were in the air and I was over the side of the bank. I got out to yell for him to help me. He told me to hide in the woods while he went for help. Well I forgot to hide. Instead I went and sat back in the car, got scared of the dark, rolled up the windows and locked the doors. Then it occured to me to walk home. So I got out and locked up the car, keys in the ignition of course. When my bf got back he found me satggering in the middle of the road trying to thumb a ride. He was really mad when he asked me where the keys were, I had no clue. Once he saw them in the car he took a huge log and busted out my window. His buddy pulled the car onto the road. My bf drove us home. The next day we had to drive an hour in 20 degree F temps to go get a new window from the junk yard.

Last night, I went to a friends house at around 9 with some chicks. all i remember is cracking that first bottle, then waking up on his roof. it was all on his webcam. apparently we had a 4 girl one guy orgy, set off a maltov cocktail and called for 3 male escorts for the other ladies. me and my girl had sex on the roof, because we ran out of rooms.

Apparently, last night i wanted Mcdonalds really bad. long story short. i wake up in mc'ds parking lot naked next to my little sisters tricycle.